Tuesday, March 13, 2018


Asian-born Asian female friend: how is it dating white guys? Are there racial dynamics that come into play?
Me: talks non-stop about race, thinly-cloaked misogyny, class, power, social economics, etc

*five days later*

Me: still talking

Same friend: do they have bigger dicks?
Me, smiling from ear to ear: well, can’t say I’ve ever been disappointed

And there you have it, my friends, the best and worst human being in the world, Sarah Mei Lyana, A.K.A. ME


This Tweet is a very real thing though.

Why do the veins on men’s arms appeal to women so much? I mean, there’s evolutionary purpose in men being attracted to women’s hips and breasts, etc, but the veins on arms. Very very strange, because it’s not even the size of their arms that matters, it’s the veins that protrude and run down them, like mmmmmmmmm. Curious. Perhaps it’s a sign that they are musicians and have well-trained hands? Ahahahahaha, who knows.

Mmm-mmm-mmm! I am trash.